The D.A.R.E. Program

If I were a superhero, my weakness would be donuts.

I've discovered recently that if there is one donut, I will eat it. If there is four donuts, I will eat more than one. Recently, I told my mom that she can't buy donuts anymore if I'm in town. Because I eat them. At lab meeting, there are donuts. I eat them. I can't just stop at a normal one (unless it's a paczki, because they're so sugary I'd die).

I hate to think of all the things I could have accomplished if it weren't for distraction by donuts.

In the words of Homer Simpson...well, you know the rest...